Funny

So apparently some researchers determined the 50 funniest (English language) jokes, some how. Here is the list. Most of them are not that funny. Only a couple are sexist or racist. A couple of them did make me smile:

34. There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

And:

48. Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

Reading these made me want to share a couple of my favourite jokes. 

What's green, fuzzy, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it'll kill you?

A pool table!

Stop it, stop it, you're so funny!

I like it because it's absurd. 

Okay, a better joke:

A man was driving along a winding mountain road. Another car approached him, and as it drove by a woman leaned out the window and yelled at him, "Pig!" He shouted back at her, "Bitch!"

Then he turned the corner and hit a pig in the middle of the road. 

Yeah, it's been a while since I posted something substantive. I'm working on it! Until then, please share your favourite jokes in the comments!