Foot

Wanna hear a funny story?

Yesterday, I went out with some friends to a pub, had a couple of beers, as well as a lovely time.

When I got home, I was in a fabulous mood. I was singing my favourite Christmas carol, and I thought to myself, "you know what would both express my cheer and look really cool? One of those spinning flip things."

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It started out really well. My feet were off the ground, I was twirling through the air. "I am awesome!"

My boyfriend was in the washroom at the time. As he was washing his hands, he heard a thud, followed by a plaintive cry.

"Owwww... owwwww..."

"Are you okay?"

"... owwww..."

I had landed on my foot funny. There was a crack, and I collapsed, along with my delusions of awesomeness.  Luckily, my foot is not broken, but it is sprained pretty badly. I can't put any weight on it, and it currently looks like this:

My foot, with an epic bruise

Lesson: two beers do not enable me to dance the hopak.

I so entirely relate to Allie Brosh right now.

Gif is from this video.