If you've been on the internet at some point over the past couple of years, then you've probably seen this photo. I encountered it again, recently. But for the first time I noticed the website at the bottom of the sign. I thought to myself, "that website is probably a hot mess of nonsense." So, because there were more productive ways I could have spent my time instead, I decided to look it up.
You'll be glad to know that the website is now defunct. However, it has been archived. Upon visiting the archive, my curiosity and persistence were rewarded with the following discovery:
TEH GAYZ ARE MAKING SPACE-JESUS CRY!!!!111!1!!!!!!!1
Are you happy now, gays? Space-Jesus is crying, and his hot tears of disappointment have created a rift in space-time. I guess that's the bio-hazard the sign was referring to?
Seriously, though, someone could make a t-shirt out of this thing.
ETA: I just realized... maybe Space-Jesus isn't crying over the world gone gay after all...
Maybe he's just watching you masturbate...
Awesome. Can you imagine the slogan, "THIS IS WHAT I DIED FOR?"
ReplyDeleteThat last image will haunt my mind forever D: Fortunately for me, crying Jesus is not part of my inner spirituality so on with the self-loving!
ReplyDelete"Maybe he's just watching you masturbate..."
ReplyDelete"He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake.
He knows when you've been jerking off so be careful when you wank..."
That bottom crop of Jesus's face just screams "banana hammock" to me.
ReplyDeleteHe's not crying over the gays, he's crying over the homophobes.
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