So apparently some researchers determined the 50 funniest (English language) jokes, some how. Here is the list. Most of them are not that funny. Only a couple are sexist or racist. A couple of them did make me smile:
34. There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.And:
48. Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.
Reading these made me want to share a couple of my favourite jokes.
What's green, fuzzy, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it'll kill you?
A pool table!
|Stop it, stop it, you're so funny!|
I like it because it's absurd.
Okay, a better joke:
A man was driving along a winding mountain road. Another car approached him, and as it drove by a woman leaned out the window and yelled at him, "Pig!" He shouted back at her, "Bitch!"
Then he turned the corner and hit a pig in the middle of the road.
Yeah, it's been a while since I posted something substantive. I'm working on it! Until then, please share your favourite jokes in the comments!