- The type of liberal who defends this shit.
Melissa at Shakesville says it all.
I don't think we came from monkeys. I think that's ridiculous. I haven't seen a half-monkey, half-person yet. Did evolution just stop? There's no other species that's developing into half-human?First, we did not "come from" monkeys. We share a common ancestor with modern monkeys.
34. There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.And:
48. Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.
What's green, fuzzy, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it'll kill you?