Found this on a tumblr and had to share it.
Apparently your abortion affects the fertility of animated lions.
Abortion is a serious subject. And yet, so often, anti-abortion treatments of the subject end up making me laugh.
UPDATE: I couldn't let Space-Jesus miss out on this one...
Simba: Hey, Toy Soldier! Want to join me and Space-Jesus for a shedding-a-single-tear party down at Pride Rock?
Toy Soldier: I don't know if I can make it...
Simba: We'll be crying over your favourite ill of human society - abortion!
Toy Soldier: I'll be there!